Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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