I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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