You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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