He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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