Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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