Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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