i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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