Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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