Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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