"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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