I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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