Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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