Already got asked if we're dating
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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