Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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