His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
My cat gives me a boner
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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