The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I woke up under a house in Key West
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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