Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
