New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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