It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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