life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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