Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I looked at my own cervix.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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