i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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