i permit you to call me
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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