So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
It's never too late to be topless.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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