one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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