just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Life is so much better after having sex.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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