you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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