"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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