I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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