I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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