I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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