is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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