Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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