Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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