Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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