so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
