My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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