So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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