He is such a slut. More and more my type.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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