its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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