All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Randomize
