We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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