I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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