And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
