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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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