awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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