I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I want a musical about memes.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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