im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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