We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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