I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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