I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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