i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i would one night stand the shit outta him
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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