is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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