Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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Boobs are out for the taking
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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